January 2010
Wanna know how bored I am?
I just sent this e-mail to my mom.
Title: Ma… Ma… Ma… Ma… Mama… Mama… Mama… Mama… Mommy… Mommy… Mommy… Mommy… Mum… Mum… Mum… Mum… Mummy… Mummy… Mummy… Mummy…
Body Text: Hi. :)
I hate people.
Especially people who break into my friends’ house armed with a knife. It really sucks when they give my friend a black eye. I don’t like it when morons endanger people I care about. You know what happens to people who carry knifes? They get shot. I’ll be crossing my fingers someone gets you Mr. Burglar Asshole. Karma is a bitch.
I lost feeling in my right foot about six blocks...
This crappy weather makes me want to throat punch Snow White… AND her seven dwarfs.
“The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your...”
– Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
i was warned about this...
i’m beginning work in the main lab this semester and a weird looking student keeps looking at me in a weird way and then glancing back at his computer. i have the terrible feeling he’s looking at porn. i’m putting off my next rounds as long as i possibly can. ah! looking again! fml.
“I scream, you scream, we all scream as we orgasm while eating ice cream.”
– Chelsea Handler
